I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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