Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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