Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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