well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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