sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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