By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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