so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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