so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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