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No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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