He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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