Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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