the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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