I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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