Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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