..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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