I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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