OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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