Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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