oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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