I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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