i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
where does the pee come out of this thing
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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