I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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