Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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