Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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