Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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