just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
