TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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