i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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