That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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