never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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