I cannot find my penis.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
