Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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