Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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