sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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