ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Boobs speak an international language.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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