I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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