Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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