But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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