DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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