Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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