I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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