I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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