Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
