I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
