and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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