what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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