Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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