We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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