Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
