just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You need a sexual gate keeper
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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